C++ is like teenage sex

     It is on everyone's mind all the time.
     Everyone talks about it all the time.
     Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
     Almost no one is really doing it.
     The few who are doing it are:
          Doing it poorly.
          Sure it will be better next time.
          Not practicing it safely.
     Everyone's bragging about their successes all the time,
     although very few have actually had any.


Question: What is the difference between an
          object methodologist and a terrorist?
Answer: You can negotiate with the terrorist.